Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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