what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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