Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
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