Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Randomize
