Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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