She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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