have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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