ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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