I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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