Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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