You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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