He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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