so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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