So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I feel like abortions should bother me more
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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