I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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