Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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