explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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