i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
17 year olds will be the death of me.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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