That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I can't turn off my feet"
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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