I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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