i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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