White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Randomize
