belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
we have pet lesbian snakes
Betty ford says i'm here all night
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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