O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Hippo gnu deer
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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