He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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