ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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