Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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