he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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