could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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