Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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