Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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