I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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