He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
God gave him joint rollers for hands
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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