My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
If I had your ass I would rule the world
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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