How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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