Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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