Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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