his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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