So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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