Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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