Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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