his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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