They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I think I just sharted jello shots
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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