woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Vodka?
Forever.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
