watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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