I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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