just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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