somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Randomize
