Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
where are my eyebrows?
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