gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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