You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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