I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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