the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
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